I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It was confusing and full of hummus
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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