If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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