So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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