How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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