ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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