Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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