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Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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