it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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