could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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