I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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