i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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