Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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