Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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