Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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