i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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