Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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