After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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