Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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