new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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