Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
