This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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