And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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