We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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