ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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