This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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