Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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