I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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