Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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