So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he puts the penis in happiness.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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