that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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