i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if only i could text you this smell
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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