I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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