I am puke
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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