I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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