gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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