pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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