dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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