Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
