ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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