i just had sex bonerless
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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