Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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