no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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