We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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