we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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