I can tuck mytits in my pants
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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