There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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