i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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