At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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