just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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