I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
do nipples grow back?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
